ʻO nā hoaaloha wale nō i moe wahine a laila ua hoʻopau ke kanaka buzzkill i nā raspberry āpau a hōʻike mai. He pōʻino ka hopu ʻana i nā kaikamahine i ka manawa hoihoi loa, hiki mai. ʻOiai ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe ua hoʻoponopono ke kanaka iā ia iho i mua o ka maka o kekahi a hoʻomau ka wahine, a no ka mea i haʻalele, ua noho ʻo ia he buzzkill. He pana maikaʻi ʻo ia, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka ikaika me kāna sperm kokoke i kona maka i waiho ʻia ʻo ia me ka maka ʻole.
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
Ua loaʻa i ke keiki makua ka makuahine hānai ʻōpio i ka lumi kuke a ʻaʻole hoʻi i hoʻokuʻu iā ia i waho. Ma hea ʻo ia e hele ai - hele ʻo ia e nānā i ka pōpeku ma ke TV me kona makuakāne? Pulu kona puʻu i ka makemake. A ʻo ke alelo o kēia ʻīlio he mea maikaʻi loa ia, ʻoluʻolu loa. ʻAʻole hiki i ka pipi ke kōkua iā ia iho a hohola i kona mau wāwae. A ʻoiai ua hoʻopau kona makuakāne i ke kāne, akā ua hoʻohiki ʻo ia iā ia e hoʻomau. He mea maikaʻi ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi makuahine hoʻokamakama i loko o ka hale.
No ka poʻe i ʻike mua i ke ʻano o ke kāne, ʻike koke ʻia ʻo ia ka muscular negro, nona ka ʻōpala nui, hiki ke hoʻomāʻona i kēia mau kaikamahine momona ʻelua. No ke kanaka keʻokeʻo me ka nui awelika, ʻo ia mau kūlana i kālua ʻia e kēia Negro iā lākou ma waho o ko lākou mana.
Leʻaleʻa a lele maikaʻi ke kaikamahine i ka moa o ka hoa, ʻo ia wale nō ka mea i kamaʻilio me ia a hoʻowalewale iā ia. Akā, ua laki ke kāne no ka maikaʻi o ka ʻili i kēia lā a ʻaʻole koke ua hiki i ka moa ke komo i kāna ʻiʻo i loko o kona ʻōpū. I ka wā e hoʻopaʻa ai ka poʻe oʻo i ka poʻe ʻōpio - he hauʻoli mau ia iaʻu, no ka mea, ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka nani a me ka ʻōpio, a aia kahi ʻike kupaianaha, ʻo ka moe kolohe.
Boobies, ʻelima helu.