He aha ke kanaka e hana nei! A paʻakikī nā kaikamāhine, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻoweliweli iā lākou me kahi pūʻulu kāne. Nui kēlā dick! Hoʻokuʻu kekahi o lākou ma ʻaneʻi, ʻo kekahi ma laila, mai ʻoki ʻoe i kāna dick. Pehea lākou e lawelawe ai i nā kānaka a pau, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo. He ululāʻau moa a he kai kūmā. Hoʻopili lākou i nā kino a pau o nā kaikamahine. A me ka ninini ana a me ka ninini - ma ka laulā mea huli mai na kaikamahine e like me ka ua o ka sperm. ʻO ka mea maikaʻi ʻaʻole lākou i ʻeke.
E lawe au i kekahi kaikamahine e like me ia ma ke ano he kahu hale. Pono kekahi e poni i kāna dick a palu i kāna mau pōpō. A nani loa kēia ʻīlio. Pono ʻo ia e ʻōlelo pōkole i kona lā mua. E wehewehe maʻalahi i ka ʻae ʻia ʻana o ka puʻu i ka haku wale nō, a he maʻalahi kāna hana - e hoʻokō haʻahaʻa i kāna mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo. Makemake ʻo ia e hoʻoikaika i kāna hoki i mea e leʻaleʻa ai ka hana!