He mōʻī wahine wahine wale nō ka wahine! Ke kū pololei, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kona hoʻomalu manuahi ʻana i nā ʻiʻo o ka mua a me ka anus! A ʻo kēia me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia ka mua a me ka anus. A ʻo ke ʻano o ke kino hoʻowalewale, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia kona mau umauma i ka nui a me ke ʻano. ʻO ia ke ʻano nui aʻu e makemake ai i ka wahine nui! ʻAʻole he mauna o ka ʻiʻo ʻole a me ka momona, akā he wahine nui me nā ʻano nani. Ua pili au iā ia no ka hapalua makahiki, ʻaʻole hiki ke poina iā ia! A ʻoiaʻiʻo ma hope o kēlā me nā wahine wiwi e like me kēlā ʻaʻole wau i hopu!
I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, e noʻonoʻo ana i ka makahiki o ke kaikunāne a me ke kaikuahine, he mea maʻamau ka hoʻāla ʻana o ke kaikunāne i ka ʻike ʻana i ke kaikamahine ʻōlohelohe i mua ona. Malia paha ʻo ka mea i hana ʻia aʻe ʻaʻole ia he ʻāpana o nā hoʻolālā o ka maʻamau, akā e haʻi mai iaʻu me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, e kūʻē anei ʻoe i kēlā nani lauoho ʻeleʻele? ʻO ia kaʻu ʻōlelo.
ʻAʻole pono ke kaikunāne e hoʻoluhi i ka pōʻai ʻohana: ʻoiai e kau ana ʻo ia i kona kaikuahine liʻiliʻi ma luna o kāna dick, ʻoiai ʻo ka lua, e hala ʻole ke ahiahi. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻekolu ma mua o ke kīwī a ʻoi aku ke olakino!