He mea ʻakaʻaka, kāhea ke kāne i ʻekolu mau kaikamahine a puhi mālie i ko lākou mau manaʻo. A nani loa nā brunettes, a makemake lākou i ke kālā. ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka nui o ke kālā e kōkua i kahi kaikamahine e moe. No laila pehea inā he kāne hoʻokahi wale nō e moe pū ana, akā nui ke kālā.
He hana nui kona waha ma kāna moa! ʻO wau, e kaupalena wau iaʻu iho i ka waha - no laila hoʻomaha wau iaʻu iho a hopu i ka leo. Inā he gulp a lomilomi māmā i kona mau lehelehe ma hope o kēlā - holo piha! Aloha au i ka hiki i ka wahine ke hana me kona waha. A i ka lua o ka holo, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokama iā ia!
Inā he wahine maikaʻi kāu, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokuʻu wale iā ia e hele - inā ʻaʻole e lele ʻo ia ma luna o ka dick o kekahi. ʻAʻole lawa iā ia ke hamo ʻana i kāna ʻiʻo - pono e palu ʻia a hoʻopaʻa ʻia.